But surprisingly, its not totally off base to make that connection, because the Marco Polo pool game gets its name from the actual explorer.
![]() Become A History Explorer Game Series And TheConsidering that one is a medieval adventure series and the other is something that kids get to play as a reward after completing a swimming lesson early, theres a surprising number of parallels between them.And to think, after spending all those summers during elementary school at the pool that we could have been developing an online drama series.Both Make Marco Look Like an Idiot Hey, enjoy Marco Polo all you want, but I will judge you if you enjoy the character of Marco Polo more than any of the supporting leads. Just like the person with their eyes closed ends up bobbing awkwardly against the concrete corner between the deep end and the ladder for half of the game, Marco always ends up with his mouth agape as someone is disemboweled in front of him. Kublai Khan, his wife, and his major advisors are all much more fascinating. You Cant Enjoy Romance During Either of Them Even though Zhe Zhes performance is a highlight of the series, it feels like her romance with Marco is wasting a ton of screen time. Its just like when your best friend would bring a date over to the pool and theyd spend the whole game canoodling. Third wheelin it during what should be a platonic summertime activity Not cool. There Are Unspoken Rivalries That Get Pretty Serious Just like Kublais wife, Chabi, was revealed to be a double agent, you cant trust anyone during a game of Marco Polo. Brothers and sisters, best friends, cousins, all turned against one another if they happen to have an acoustically resonant voice and keep hugging that sunny spot near the diving board. Both Are Only Fun for So Long Just like your average summer at the pool, after watching too much Marco Polo, you may find yourself bored, cold, and pruney after more than 50 minutes of playing. Best to get out for a little bit and eat a tuna fish sandwich in between episodes. But make sure you wait a good hour before getting back into the poolreopening your laptop, or you might get a cramp. Image: Phil BrayNetflix; Giphy (4) SEARCH CLOSE Results for: Entertainment See All TV Movies Books Celebrity Music Streaming Style See All Fashion Beauty Celebrity Style Wellness See All Health Sex Relationships Self Life See All Astrology Tech Food Travel Rule Breakers Experiences Choose an edition: US UK About Archive DMCA Advertise Terms Privacy Masthead Editorial Standards 2020 Bustle Digital Group. All rights reserved.
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